Hey it's me, Thor!
Just kidding, it's Dan. I'm too lazy to start my own blog so I'll use Thor's password and post on hers.
I have a head cold, my throat feels like fire and my head feels like a clogged shower drain. To top it off, my head is gigantic so it just tips to the side and hangs there. I'm constantly having to look up and to the left to see where I'm going.
I hope Thor doesn't get mad when she sees I'm writing on her blog.
(in case she does, I'll change her password and teach her a lesson!)